The episode ends with Ted and Dougal back in the caravan, with Dougal unable to find Ted during another exceedingly easy game of hide and seek. I just didn’t want to fill out the forms. What does “Rising Star” mean on Facebook? He walks away still naked then Noel and his youth group tip over the caravan by dancing in it. The last thing I remember is feeling very drowsy and tired. After putting a cardboard box over Jack's head, Ted and Dougal go off to enjoy their holiday. Ted finally stops, depositing the man on the road below. It’s so vague and no one really knows what it’s about.”, Dougal: “God Ted, I’ve heard about those cults. If that isn’t scary, I don’t know what is.”, Mrs Doyle: “You’ll have some tea… are you sure you don’t want any? He doesn’t have to feed it or clean it or take it to the vet. Father Dougal: Ah! Written by Dougal: “Oh god, yeah. Ted can't think why July the 19th is important, but when Jack emerges in swimwear, he realises that it is time for their annual holiday. That’s us! Derry Girls: 35 of the funniest quotes and one-liners Should we all be racist now? '”, Ted: “I think it might work, Dougal. 50 of the best lines from Peep Show The episode begins as Ted struggles to remember why the day, 19 July, feels important to him. Ted: “Well Dougal, he could have an accident and be killed.” “My lovely horse, There’s cocaine in it. The 20 most nonsensical quotes from the W1A team In the episode “Are You Right There Father Ted?”, rumours begin to spread that Father Ted is a racist who hates Chinese people (of course, this rumour is the result of several misunderstandings). Mrs Doyle: No, I don’t think you understand, Father. No Dougal! I'm fine. Directed by Declan Lowney. It aired over three series from 21 April 1995 until 1 May 1998. Now this refers not only to lagging, but all forms of insulation. Jack is alive and well on a yacht where three bikini clad women offer him drinks. Directed by Declan Lowney. Whereas priests…”, Ted: “I was just thinking about my next parish. Father Ted: Ah, no! While flying home from a trip with a group of priests, Father Ted's plane encounters trouble. In fact, it belongs to a young couple who are showering as the priests enter. With a man on your back, Sergeant Deegan: “Ah, no no, I mean, you know, the films.”, Mrs Doyle: “It doesn’t matter what day it is, Father. 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Ted, using model animals and ultimately in vain, tries to explain to Dougal the difference between 'small' and 'far away'. Was it like “collect 12 crisp packets” and become a priest? What you have is a record.”, Dougal: “I love egg. Oh, and Dougal, you need more than one record for a collection. Following the vague directions, Ted mistakes a rather luxurious caravan as O'Rourke's, only to find it occupied by a young couple showering together - the husband comes out of the shower while talking to his wife and discovers the Fathers, left confused upon seeing them. Father Dougal: ...must be one of those ones that clicks off automatically. The priests enter just as a young couple are showering. More funny quotes from some of the other episodes! Fandom may earn an affiliate commission on sales made from links on this page. 7. This page was last edited on 28 October 2020, at 05:51. Father Dougal: “Oh, no thanks Ted, I’ve got these crisps here.”, Dougal: “That’s nearly as mad as that thing you told me about the loaves and fishes!” The priests go on holiday to a caravan park where they are joined by the exceedingly annoying and terribly jolly Father Noel Furlong, who wants them to join in a sing-song with his bored youth group. Priest: “I think Ted has a plan.” Dougal: “You’re right, Ted. Ted and Dougal decide to put Jack to sleep (by putting a cardboard box over his head) and search for entertainment. (points at Father Ted) Gobsh*te!”, Ted: “He’s not a very nice man, is he?” They realize it is time for their annual holiday. Father Ted: Good, good! It’s the one thing I didn’t expect.”, Dougal: “I’m no good at judging the size of crowds Ted, but I’d say there’s about seventeen million of them out there.”, Ted: “Sheep, like all wool-bearing animals, instinctively travel north, where it’s colder, and they won’t be so stuffy.”, Dougal: “Can I stay up tonight to watch the scary film?” Elderly farmer: Ah, ya. *A switch of the camera shows a group of puzzled-looking bishops sitting on the couch* Ted: “Were you in Vietnam, sergeant?” You’re a pony no more, Running through the field, *Father Ted adopts a sarcastic tone of voice* Ted: “He didn’t, Dougal… he died.” He had a term for them.” It aired over three series from 21 April 1995 until 1 … After Ted is falsely accused of being racist, he resorts to giving a cringe-worthy slideshow presentation about how great the Chinese are: Father Ted: The Chinese – A great bunch of lads. Can you imagine Father, looking up at your husband, and him standing over you with his lad in his hand, wanting you to degrade yourself? There is always time for a nice cup of tea! *Father Ted becomes visibly annoyed* *Ted is cut off before he can finish explaining himself* Father Ted: Right. That’s punishment enough for a farmer who deals primarily… in sheep. The holiday meets another setback as Ted and Dougal return to the caravan to find Father Noel Furlong and his youth group squeezed inside and having a sing-song. What time is it now?” Throughout the stay Ted keeps accidentally barging in on a young couple in their intimate moments, and, when he and Dougal decide to leave the site the husband, wearing only a towel which blows away, jumps on their bonnet and eventually slashes their tyres. I’ve been drinking like a mad eejit! Can you see him there? Plot Line: 10/10. SCORE: 9.6/10. Where are you going, He said, ‘don’t ever…’ no, wait, it was, ‘always…’ no er, ‘never, never’ – oh wait now, I’ve forgotten.”, Ted: “Dougal, do we have any incense?” Airdate: 8 March 1996 Quotes [Ted and Dougal deciding what to do next on their boring holiday]: Father Dougal: Do you want to walk over to that fence? 50 of Frankie Boyle’s funniest (and darkest) jokes Father Ted: Go on then. Dougal: “Ah, Ted, I think that might just be Father Jack’s underpants hamper.”, Dougal: “We were just talking about that fella Kurt Cobain. Dougal: “Oh just six, I don’t think I could eat eight.”, Colm: “I hear you’re a racist now, Father?”, Dougal: “Ted, could you pass me my record collection?” Elderly farmer: Everyone is saying it, Father. I can’t remember anything at all after that. Keep your little bookworms engaged outside of the classroom with our selection of the very best literary adaptations. I love the Eurosong competition. They are going to Kilkelly caravan park, hopefully in a more luxurious caravan than the one they had last year. Go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on GO ON!”, Dougal: “A one-word film. *Father Ted looks noticeably shocked* Dougal: “Oh God, Ted, for a second there I thought you were going to give me something completely stupid to do.”, Ted: “I’m not a fascist. 25 of Charlie Brooker’s most cutting jokes and insults He was from America. They stop Tom, who is driving a sewage van. *He winks at Father Stack* (long pause) 5. Ted: “It was awful alright. And there’s nothing at all stupid about the annual All-Priests Five-a-Side over 75s Indoor Football Challenge Match, against Rugged Island!”, Dougal: “Didn’t you tell me once that Father Jack had a trial for Liverpool?” That’s when our Lord got a few bits of food together and made lots of food, and everyone had dinner.”, Father Purcell (the most boring priest in the world): “This is a piece of advice my father gave to me. Tom presses the wrong button and covers Ted and Dougal with raw sewage. 20 of The Young Ones’ most gloriously silly quotes Want to share IMDb's rating on your own site? Dougal (falling to his knees and weeping into Ted’s crotch): “You’re right, Ted, I admit I’ve got a problem…”, Ted: “Dougal, how did you get into the church in the first place? He is approached by three beautiful women who offer him a generous choice of drinks. God, when you think of it it’s a dirty, filthy thing, isn’t it Father? Ted: “It won’t, no.”, Dougal: “There’s nothing stupid about football! Will someone know if I delete their friend request on Facebook? With Dermot Morgan, Ardal O'Hanlon, Frank Kelly, Pauline McLynn. A lot of very sloppy babies, who looked as though they really couldn’t be bothered. The holiday meets another setback as Ted and Dougal return to the caravan to find Father Noel Furlong and his youth group squeezed inside and having a sing-song.
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